7up New Kathakali Ad 2013 India Dil Bole

Men get frustrated because
they don’t understand how women think
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And,
women get frustrated because

they understand how men think.

most irritating two facts:
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when we are at home:
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... we study for 3 hours no one see us :(
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when u pick up d mobile 4 a second,

mom enters the room n say
" bas mob pakde reh beta"
"isbar to pakka fail hoga"
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when we r in hostel:
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have mobile for 3 hours no 1 sees us.
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when u pick up da book 4 a sec ,
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frnds enter in the room n say ' :
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kitna padega be einstien ki aulad,
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kha le kitaab ko,

padh padh k pagal ho jyega ek din' :P :D

Dumb chicks :p

Boy: How many apples can you eat in empty stomach?

Girl: I can eat 6 apples.
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Boy: you can eat only 1 apple in empty stomach
bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple that's not in empty stomach.

Girl: waow super joke I'll tell my friend.

Girl to Other Girl: How many apple can you eat in empty stomach?

Other Girl: I can eat 10.

Girl: pagal 6 bolti toh mast joke sunati...!

A girl was driving when she saw d flash of a traffic camera.
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She figured that her picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though she knew that she was not speeding.
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Just to be sure, she went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly,
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but again the camera flashed.
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Now she began to think that this was quite funny,
so she drove even slower as she passed the area once more,
but the traffic camera again flashed.
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She tried a fourth and fifth time with the same results and was now laughing as the camera flashed while she rolled past at a snail's pace
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Two weeks later,
she got five challans for driving without a seat belt
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!!!Women !!! Women !!! Women !! :P :D